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		<title>You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it</title>
		<link>http://www.departmentofoffense.com/2011/05/18/you-cannot-multiply-wealth-by-dividing-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 15:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class..  That class had insisted that Obama&#8217;s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. 
The professor then said, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT</title>
		<link>http://www.departmentofoffense.com/2011/02/10/immigrants-not-australians-must-adapt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 22:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Prime Minister &#8211; Australia 
Quote: &#8216;IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.&#8217;
&#8216;This culture has been developed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Go Boehner</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 21:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Goldberg and Behar Walk Off &#8216;The View&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>American Divorse Agreement</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 15:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950&#8217;s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake [...]]]></description>
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