Department of Offense

There was a Pied Piper who said

We live in the greatest country in the world.

Help me change it! And the people said, Change is good!And the people said, “Sock it to them!And the people said, “Show me the money!

And Joe the plumber said, “Are you kidding me? ’s personal records were hacked and publicized. ”And she was banished from the kingdom! And the Pied Piper said, Simple. Ill sit down and talk with them and show them how nice we really are and theyll forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!And one, lone voice said, “But 40% of us don’t pay ANY taxesSo the Pied Piper said, Then I’ll give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay! ”Then the Pied Piper said, I’ll tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!And the people said, “Gimme some of that! And the people said, “Where’s my rebate check? actually said,(see youtube of obama saying this) Ill bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket! ’” So the Pied Piper said, Not to worry. If your rebate isn’t enough to cover your expenses, we’ll bail you out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!

Then he said, illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let’s grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers.Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy slowed even further. Then the Pied Piper said, I am the Messiah and I’m here to save you! We’ll just print more money so everyone will have enough! But our foreign trading partners said, Wait a minute.

Your dollar isn’t worth what it was. You’ll have to pay more. ” our rules! ”If you think this is a fairy tale, open your eyes and ears. Its happening RIGHT NOW!

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