Department of Offense

YES, I’M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am the Liberal-Progressives’ Worst Nightmare. I am an American.  I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!  I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.  I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. 
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.  I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.  My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.  I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .   If you were born here and don’t like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one? 

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you’re running from them…I also think they have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it’s good….. And I’m proud that “God” is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making “donations” to their cause.

I believe “illegal” is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We want our country back!

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled itlovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table … everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

 And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night  and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. 

After a while, I couldn’t even  sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned  up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

 Soon, the back yard was like it used to be…. quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

 Now let’s see. 

Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic  citizen.

 Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for  free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; 

your child’s 2nd grade class is  behind other schools because over half the class doesn’t speak English.

 Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to ’press one’ to hear my bank  talk to me in English, and people waving flags other  than ‘Old Glory’ are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

 Just my opinion, but maybe it’s time for the government 

to take down the bird feeder.

American Flag $25.00

Gasoline $2.00

Cigarette Lighter $2.50

Catching yourself on fire because you are a terrorist asshole: PRICELESS