Archive for January, 2008

Jan 22 2008

A Different Drug Problem

Published by admin under Remember When

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Jan 16 2008

Made in the USA: Spoiled brats

Published by admin under Like it is

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Very interesting perspective by  Craig R. Smith                      
The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true,   given the source,  right?                                                             
                                                                           
The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence, 2/3’s of the citizenry just ain’t happy and want a change.                              
                                                                           
So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ”What are we so unhappy about?”  
                                                           
Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days week?                                                                      
                                                                           
Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter?                                                     
                                                                           
Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?           
                                                                           
Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time, and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?                
                                                                           
Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through  
each state?                                                                
                                                                           
Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary shelter?                                    
                                                                           
I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough.                                         
                                                                           
Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services to help all, and even send a helicopter to take you to   
the hospital.                                                              
                                                                           
Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home . You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group 
of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and your belongings. 
                                                                           
Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes , an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof   
vest will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss.       
                                                                           
This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of     
teenagers own cell phones and computers.                                   
                                                                           
How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world?                                
                                                                           
Maybe that is what has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.                    
                                                                           
Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don’t have , and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.                                                                 
                                                                           
I know, I know. What about the President who took us into war and has no plan to get us out? The President who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is this the same President who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The President that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?                                                    
                                                                           
The Commander-In Chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn’t take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and  be glad?                                                                   
                                                                           
Think about it…are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the ‘Media’ told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.                               
                                                                           
Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn’t have to go.       
                                                                           
They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ”general” discharge, an ”other than honorable” discharge or, worst case scenario,  a ”dishonorable” discharge after a few days in the brig.                 
                                                                           
So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of Americans?  
 Say what you want, but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds, it leads; and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporation icons. They offer what sells , and when criticized, try to defend their actions by ‘justifying’ them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about  ’how he didn’t kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way’…Insane!                                                             
                                                                           
Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a country. There is exponentially more good than bad.                                       
We are among the most blessed people on Earth, and should thank God several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.             
                                                                           
‘With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and  with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, ‘Are we sure this is a  good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?’                    
                                                                           
Craig R. Smith                                                                 
 2007                                                                      
                                                                           
 Sure there are problems in this country, but compared to the rest of the world, this is my choice of where to live.

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Jan 03 2008

Why is it that we always have to speak

Published by admin under Great Comebacks

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a
cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.’ He then asked, ‘Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?’
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied ‘Maybe it’s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn’t have to speak German.

You could have heard a pin drop

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Jan 03 2008

The conference in France

Published by admin under Great Comebacks

Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break
one of the French engineers came back into the room saying ‘Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to
Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intend to do, bomb them?’ A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: ‘Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?’

Once again, dead silence.  

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Jan 03 2008

Archbishop of Canterbury

Published by admin under Great Comebacks

When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
‘empire building’ by George Bush. He answered by saying, ‘Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.’ It became very quiet in the room.  

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